|
   |
 |
           
|

Hens Party Fun Stuff, Tips & Hens Night Games
|
|
BOOKMARKS |
|
Games for a great
Hens Night or Party |
|
Advice From Women
To Men |
|
Advice
for the bride-to-be about men! |
|
Set Him Free |
|
Pick-up line Come-backs |
|
The HensWeekend.com.au
tips...
For a great ‘Hens Party’… |
|
Hens Party
Practical jokes |
|
|
|
Suck for A Buck
Now as rude as this sounds, its actually great fun! All you need is a shirt
for the Hen to wear, and you sew some lifesavers onto the shirt and have people
you meet during the night bite one of the lifesavers off the shirt for $1.00.
You can also do this with a candy necklace, and have the candies bitten off
necklace! A different version from paying a buck is to have a list of dares
that the bride has to complete for the night, and each time she does one, the
man she was doing the dare with gets to bite off a lifesaver! This is great
fun and gets others involved as well.
"I Never..." This
game is great fun! It's one of my favourites, and it's great to play at home
before you hit the town., it gets the drinks flowing and you can make it specific
to any given person! All you have to do is sit around with your friends, and
start a phrase with "I Never..." Anyone who has done the act you are talking
about has to drink a shot of alcohol straight down. You can start with a simple
one such as "I never lied about my weight" or "I never had sex in a car" or
"I never wore a skirt without underwear" and so on. You will see some slowly
down their drink, and hope you aren't watching! The drunker you get the more
risqué the "I never's..:" become!
Scavenger Hunt;
Come up with a list of things that the Hen must obtain throughout the night,
such as a man's business card, a condom from a guy's wallet, a pair of boxers
or briefs and so on! The Hen has to get all the things on the list so
remember to be a little realistic with this one! There are a few different variations
with this one. Instead of having items that she must obtain, you can make a
list of dares that the Hen must perform, such as asking a guy for change for
the condom machine, asking the bartender how to make a slippery nipple, handcuffing
a guy to her and taking him to the bathroom, etc. This is limited only by your
imagination, and the Hen's ego!
Truth or Dare;
This is always a good one to play at home and you can continue it when you are
out on the town. Be careful what you dare, she just may do it!
Role Playing;
When you send the invitations to the Hen's Night, let each guest know they have
to dress up as their favourite character and they have to stay in character
all night. They can be anyone they like, from Marilyn Munroe, to Wilma Flintstone,
to Malibu Barbie!
Truth or Dare with a Twist;
All party guests sit around drinking their normal beverage of choice. In the
middle is a shot of something really nice, e.g. Cocksucking Cowboy (1 part baileys,
1 part butterscotch schnapps). The Host then asks each guest in turn an "I Never....."
question - renamed Truth or Dare question. e.g. I never did a striptease for
a partner, I never used a sex toy, I never had sex in a car etc etc. Each guest
has the choice of answering Truth or Dare. Most guests will answer truth because
they really want to drink the shot, however........ If the guest answers Truth
they drink the shot, but must tell "where, when and who with". If the
guest answers Dare, they pick a dare out of the hat. A "Dare" can include anything
humiliating e.g. Kiss a bald man with a tattoo, Get a guy's chest hair, Take
off your bra while in the bar etc etc. The guest keeps the "Dare" until you
go to the clubs. When carrying out a dare it must be witnessed by the host and
the bride. The good thing about this game is that it starts are home and ends
at a club.
Pin The Bouquet
What you will need:
Poster size pic of the Bride (or sketch will do!), A blindfold, A flower
with a pin, A shot glass, A bottle of champagne!
Ideally you should have a pic of the bride blown up into poster size,
although a sketch will do! Each guest is blindfolded, spun around three
times, given a shot of champagne and then handed a flower with a pin
attached. Each guest must then try and pin the flower to the brides hand (in
the pic of course!) The guest who gets closest wins. Mark each guests name
on the poster, (it is hilarious how far off people can be!) and give to the
bride as a memento.
Tasting Game
What you will need: Small bowls, Spoons, A full pantry
Fill each bowl with a sample of a food substance ie flour, sauces, spices
etc and stick the name of each under the bowl. Each guest is given a spoon
and must taste the contents, and write down on a piece of paper what their
guess is. The guest who has the most correct wins.
Gift Game
What you will need: A good memory!
Make a list of all your guests and give them to everyone as they arrive.
Before you start opening your presents, tell them to pay attention to who
gave what. When all gifts are opened, everyone must write down on their
lists what each guest gave! The one with the most correct wins.
Who Am I?
What you will need: To be up on your celebrity news!
All guests write the name of a famous bride (either real or fictitious) on a
small piece of paper and puts it in a hat. Everyone then picks one, and
without looking at the name, licks it and sticks it on their forehead!
Everyone gets to ask a question about who they are, for example "Am I
real?", and can continue with another question if they get a yes answer.
When they get a no answer, the next person gets to ask a question about who
they are. When you get an idea of who you might be, you can take a guess,
but can only guess three times before you are out. The person who guesses
who they are first wins.
Do You Know The Bride?
What you will need: A crash course on the Bride!
The bride makes up a questionnaire of about 20 questions about herself and
hands them out to all her guests. Everyone then writes their answers the
best they can. When everyone has finished, all the guests read out their
answers one by one, and then the bride can correct them! The person with the
most correct answers wins. All questionnaires should then be put into a
folder for the Bride to keep!
I Went To...
What you will need: Champagne, and a good memory!
This game is particularly good after a few bottles of bubbly! Everyone sits
in a circle and the first person to start the game must say "I went to
(Bride's name) Wedding and I . . . . "adding a sentence. The next person
must then start from the beginning, saying what the first person said, and
then adding another sentence. Continue around the circle until someone
forgets the story, and then is out of the game. The person who is left wins.
It is also a nice touch to tape the game for the bride to keep.
Wedding Poems
What you will need: Creativity!
Everyone gets into a team of two, and are given a wedding word. In 10
minutes each team must make up a wedding poem about the bride and groom that
incorporates their given word. When everyone is finished, there should be a
reading of all the poems, and the bride can choose the winner. Afterwards
all the poems should be put into an album for the bride to keep.
Wedding Pictionary
What you will need: A white or black board, White board pens, An egg timer,
Basic artistic ability!
You will need a white board so all the guests can see the drawings and an
egg timer. Everyone writes down a word related to the wedding theme and puts
them in a bowl. Then in pairs, one picks a word and attempts to draw it on
the white board, and the other has to guess what it is, beating the one
minute egg timer. If successful you get one point. The pair with the most
points wins.
Wedding Charades
What you will need: A sense of humour!
A classic game that everyone knows. The only catch is that every movie,
song, book etc must be wedding related.
Pass the Parcel Wedding style
What you will need: Brown Paper, A gift, Questions about the bride
Wrap a gift in many layers of paper. To get to open the next layer you have
to answer a question on the outside layer, whether it be a question about
the bride or anything wedding related!
Dare
In this game, everyone has to write down a dare for the bride to do
throughout the night.
What you do not tell the girls is that when you are out, everyone actually
has to do there own dare.
Chore
Another game is to choose a household chore and say "I hate <chore>, because
<reason>". When everyone says their chore and why they hate it, get them to
go around and replace their chore with the word 'sex'! E.g. "I hate washing
up because I live with 3 guys and it gets very tiring" turns into "I hate
sex because I live with 3 guys and it gets very tyring"!!!!
So, these are just a few of our suggestions, and we would love to hear some
from yourselves, just e-mail them to us at
info@hensweekend.com.au
!

|

Hens Party Practical jokes
1) Water Shots- When the Hen is a little
buzzed, give her the best placebo of all…a water shot. The psychology of
people is very interesting since when one thinks they are receiving alcohol,
no matter how weak, they will start acting even more drunk. The best way to
disguise the water is to give her a diet coke chaser, telling her the
alcohol is really strong and to chase it down with another non-alcoholic
drink before she can taste the 100 proof shot!
2) Cling Wrap The Toilet Seat- A favourite and very easy to do. Just place
some Cling Wrap around the bowl. Make sure it is tight so you can’t see the
wrinkles from the plastic. Place the seat down and turn off the lights. Some
unexpected girl will get back-splash!
3) Jelly Up Seats and Knobs- One of the easiest
tricks to do. Place Lubricant, Toothpaste, Deep Heat or Vaseline under
doorknobs and on toilet seats in a nice thin coat so the girls get a
surprise on contact.
4) The Buck Has Arrived! One of the best jokes is to place a blow up doll in
the Hen’s bed and tell her that while she was out, her man came to surprise
her. I have seen this happen before and seeing the Hen’s reaction is one of
the most memorable moments I will ever have about the trip, before and after
she realizes its only a man full of hot air!
5) Early Wake Up Calls- Nobody likes early
morning wake up calls after a night of partying, which is why this is
perfect for the girls staying in other hotel rooms. Just make sure they
don’t know it is you!
6) Make ‘Em Change Colours While Sleeping- The
great thing about Cool-Aid is when you place it in its powder form on a
drunk girl’s bed before she is about to pass out, she will wake up either
red (cherry flavour) or purple (grape flavour) since the powder soaks into
the pours and temporarily colours the skin for the morning J
7) Drunk and Tattooed – One of the funniest
tricks is to place high quality temporary tattoos on passed out girls so in
the morning they are surprised by the scorpion or star design on their
shoulder, tummy or thigh.
8) Clown Make-up- When a girl passes out, have a ball with the make-up bags
everyone has. The most fun way is to paint her fingernails a different
colour and lipstick her face in clown attire. Make sure to get a snapshot
for the photo album.
9) Hair Full Of Powder- There is nothing like
watching a girl turning on her hair dryer and get a cloud full of baby
powder. Simply place a small amount of powder in the dryer (be very careful
how much you place in there so it does not short out the dryer) and watch
her freak when the button goes on.
10) Suds for All- Nothing is like a toilet bubble bath. Place a generous
amount of detergent in the back of the toilet (tub). After a few flushes,
you are surly to witness something out of the Brady Bunch when Bobby placed
too much suds in the washing machine.
11) 2 Sizes 2 Small- When the Hen is not
around, place much smaller pairs of undies in her bag and let her become
confused on what happened to her own pairs. Watch her try to put the others
on. It may even be funny to replace her undies with sexy costume undies that
she will have to wear for the rest of the party!
12) Panties and Bras In The Icebox- Wake the Hen up in the morning by having
all her bras and panties spend the night in the room freezer. This is the
true meaning of fridged!

- 1. The reason why our
bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
-
- 2. The next time you
and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which
of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.
-
- 3. If we're watching
football with you--it's not bonding--it's their butts.
-
- 4. Whenever possible,
please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie.
-
- 5. Lay off the beans
several hours before bedtime.
-
- 6. Please don't drive
when you're not driving.
-
- 7. If you were really
looking for an honest answer, you wouldn't ask in bed.
-
- 8. The next time you
joke about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubber-necking
mini-skirts.
-
- 9. If only women gossip,
how do you and your friends keep track of "who's easy"?
-
- 10. Stop telling us
most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
-
- 11. When you're not
around, I belch loudly, too.
-
- 12. We don't mind if
you look in the mirror to check your appearance -- in fact -- please do !!!
-
- 13. When you're out
with us, please wear "our" favourite outfit rather than "yours" -- the torn
jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
-
- 14. If you must grunt
in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. a negative grunt.
-
- 15. Don't insist that
we "get off the stupid phone" and then not talk to us.
-
- 16. Eye contact is
best established above our shoulder-level.
-
- 17. Cleaning the house
is not necessarily "women's work"; besides, most of the "dirt" and clutter
is yours anyway.
-
- 18. Yes, we know most
of the great chefs are men, why is it then you never want to cook?
-
- 19. We go to the Ladies
Room in groups to talk about you.
-
- 20. Yes, we know you
can probably beat us arm wrestling; however, very few raises or promotions
were gained by arm wrestling the boss.
- Give Your Friends
This Valuable Advice (and make them smile too!)

|

- Don’t leave it to late to order your Hens Party Goods,
- click here to make sure she looks the part on her special day
1.
Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do
if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man
on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your
man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger
men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the
same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a
bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make
fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get
a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind,
but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a
committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of
Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men
wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what
sort of books you're interested in, tell him chequebooks.
14. Remember a sense
of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at
his.
15. Sadly, all men
are created equal.
|
-

-
-
-
Set Him Free
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always
be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But,
if it sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses
your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had
set it free...
It must be a man!
Men And Parking Spots
Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely
small
Men and the Weather
Q: How are men and the weather alike?
A: Nothing can be done to change either of them.
Communication
A couple of young children are at day care one day when one of
the little girls approaches Tommy and says, "Hey, Tommy, wanna play house?"
- "Sure! What do you want me to do?"
he asks.
The little girl replies, "I want you to communicate your feelings."
"Communicate my feelings?" questions a bewildered Tommy. "I have no idea what
that means..."
The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the husband."
Understanding
There are only two times in life when a man doesn't understand a
woman:
Before the wedding and after the wedding.
|
|
- You’re at
the pub and the amazing time you’re having is only punctuated by guys coming
up to the group with a bunch of overused cliché pick-up lines.
-
- It’s time
to strike back. Here are some great comeback lines which will make his willy
shrink faster than a dip in the North Sea.
- Comeback
lines for women.
(as
if you needed them)
Man: Where have
you been all my life ?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
|
|
TIP No.
1. - Let the Experts help.
- Get a quote
from us. It doesn’t cost you anything. Remember that we spend every day of
every week sorting out and we get priority access to events and locations
so if you’re able to make a booking somewhere, it’s probably because we didn’t
book it out. The reason we hadn’t booked it out was probably because it wasn’t
up to scratch.
- With the number
of people we send out, we quickly weed out the venues which are not suitable
for a variety of reasons.
-
- So get the
quote.
IT WILL NOT COST YOU A CENT!
TIP No.2
- Get the deposit from the party goers on day 1.
- Whether you
are organising your ‘Party’ through us or doing it on your own, one of the
biggest issues that we come across is the loss of a booking because it took
too long to get the deposit off some of the party goers. Bookings cannot and
are not confirmed until the deposit is paid. This means that if you ring up
and get a quote, we confirm availability at the date of the quote. A booking
is NOT made until the deposit is paid. Too often (especially in peak times)
we will have to attempt to find somewhere else for you to stay or something
else for you to do because someone who ended up not even going on the weekend
held up the group because they didn’t pay their deposit.
- Consult with
the group to agree on a general idea and budget, then submit a quote request
and make sure that the group is aware they will need to pay the deposit immediately.
TIP No.3
- Book and pay for as much as possible before you go
- Organising
groups is always difficult. Hens Nights are no different and in a lot of respects
are far more difficult. It’s best to attempt to avoid nasty surprises and
having to empty out your purse to find a gold-nugget or two because one of
the group didn’t know how much something cost and come up short.
- The net result
of a situation like this is that you end up stressed and not enjoying the
night like you should.
- Overall...
- LET US TAKE
CARE OF YOU! - We do this for a living.
- IT
IS ALL IN A NAME
Take a
white T-shirt and in large letters write BRIDE on it. Now is smaller
lettering write the names of different guys all over the shirt. The
bride must go up to men in the bars and out on the town and ask them
if they can find their name on the shirt. She must then get them to
sign the shirt as proof. The object is to find all of the guys
names. For each one that is leftover the Bride must do a shot. For
fun you have to throw in some toughies like Wendell and such.
-
TASK JAR
This is a
fun way to get the party started! As the guests arrive at the
designated meeting place have everyone take a piece of paper and
write a task for the Hen to do that evening at the top. At the
bottom each guest can write a special sentiment to the Bride and
sign it.
Suggested tasks:
Kiss a bald man with a tattoo.
Do a "blow job" shot.
Find a guy with the same name as the Groom and kiss him.
Etc.
During the evening while the Bride accomplishes the task take a
picture. When you get the photos back match them up with the piece
of paper with the task and make a memory book with the incriminating
photos. You may also want to include a copy of the invitations as
well. Makes for a great laugh looking back
Send your friend on a Treasure Hunt. Have her gather the following
items from each bar that you visit that night:
Book of Matches
Shot Glass
Dinner Receipt
Dry Rice
Gum/Breath Mints
Here are some other things that you could have the bride do
throughout the evening:
Get 5 guys to buy her a drink
Get a guy to serenade her
Get 10 DJ's to play her favourite song
|


HENS NIGHT GAMES FUN
STUFF AND TIPS FOR A GREAT HENS NIGHT
 |
|
HEN PARTY, HENS NIGHT AND HENS NIGHTS FOR AUSSIES
|
|
 |
|
|
 |
|